Things Wrong with my Windows 7/Dell

I have a Dell Windows 7 Laptop and I don't like it. Sluggish cheap plastic that wouldn't just go, like an Apple would.

• Ignore my Control Panel setting to never ever lower the lights.
  
• Spin endlessly on boot
  
• Spin endlessly on Resuming Windows
  
• Almost constantly doing Windows update, beg for reboot and then "configure"
  
• Lameo touch pad - once you have used an Apple touch pad, you know how the touch pad can be done way better.
  
• Harddrive cylinder light go cranking all the time
  
• No integrated camera
  
• Cheap plastic.
  
• Can't be relied to burn DVD for data backup
  
• SD card reader make no attempt to read my card sometimes - works instantly on my Mac.
  
• No built in SSH client for 'telnet' like terminal - make people go download putty, psftp
  
• No built in SSH client for file transfer - make people go download WinSCP and Filezilla
  

Windows 7 is still a miserable failure. Dell hardware no where nears the quality of HP hardware. Doubtful Windows 8 would be any better.